In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…