LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon