or, The World Is a Hypertext
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…