In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother