Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold