In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers