Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better