In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on