One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!