Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible