The Borg Queen Has Spoken
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle