We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending