If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA