My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
100% of success is showing up on time
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe