The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker