Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery