I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness