In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…