You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both