For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Never Win Anything
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned