Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…