My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together