God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth