I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent