Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type