Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class