I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net