At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do