Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe