God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast