Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
