As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
All dressed down with nowhere to go
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it