Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting