There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
I will gladly suffer fools for love
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found