My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies