A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…