Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade