When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up