The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
You keep the peace they get everything else
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology