Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Never Win Anything
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want