When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless