My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana