Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up