Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…