The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service