I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…