You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can