My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg