God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it