When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so